Daily Archives: May 13, 2010


The night before last I put on a pair of pink Soffe shorts that I’ve had for five years and all of a sudden in the last week decided to be horrifically small. I cried about this for a while, … Continue reading

Posted in W is for Weight | 7 Comments


I have a dog named Rufus, and I love him a lot. Sometimes I call him weird shit, like “Lubba.” I don’t know why. But he forgives me for it, and most of the time he even responds to it. … Continue reading

Posted in D is for Dog | 5 Comments