me: did you watch Mad Men last night?
BFF: nope. I am saving them all for you.
me: aw, that’s nice.
BFF: I haven’t watched it in 3 weeks.
me: I’ve totally been reading all the spoilers and watching the scenes AMC posts online.
BFF: man. you know more than me then.
me: yeah. I do. I basically know everything.
BFF: boo. why are you doing that!
me: I don’t know. because I still want to be a part of the action, I guess. it’s not fair that all these jerks get to watch Mad Men and be in the action when I started watching the show before they did and I don’t get to. that is how I feel.
BFF: I don’t watch it.
me: well, I appreciate it. if you like, I will discontinue my spoiler gluttony.
BFF: that is up to you. just know that you have real feast on my DVR. and you are only gorging yourself on snacks from a vending machine.
BFF: pretty good analogy huh?
me: yes. I’m inclined to post it on my blog and call it an entry in the absence of any real writing.