Category Archives: R is for Relationships

The Dark Pt. 3

I totally did not expect this topic to be a series. But then again, I didn’t expect to spend a week of my adult life being terrified of the dark. And counting. Boyfriend arrived in town on Friday night, and … Continue reading

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Marital Status

I never used to mind when asked my marital status. For a while it was “single,” which was acceptable because I was younger than 23. Then for a shorter while it was “married,” which was acceptable because I was in … Continue reading

Posted in H is for Health, L is for Love, R is for Relationships | 12 Comments

Gluttony

me:  did you watch Mad Men last night? BFF:  nope. I am saving them all for you. me:  aw, that’s nice. BFF:  I haven’t watched it in 3 weeks. me:  I’ve totally been reading all the spoilers and watching the … Continue reading

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Luck

Boyfriend and I met at a New Year’s Eve party in Austin. He later told me that he’d given up looking for a girlfriend because he was fed up with the whole dating scene and had pretty much decided that … Continue reading

Posted in L is for Life, R is for Relationships | 1 Comment

Post-Marital Sex

You (TheodoreClancy) requested; I delivered. Last weekend after a roll in the hay, Boyfriend and I were in the bathroom getting ready to go to a barbecue. He said, “That’s the kind of sex I wish I could tell my … Continue reading

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Divorce

One weird thing about divorce is that your ex-husband’s family will unfriend you from Facebook, and it will shock you, though it probably shouldn’t. Obviously they’re showing camaraderie for their blood family member. The one who did no wrong, the … Continue reading

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Keller

I have a homeless friend named Keller. I’ve wanted to write about him for a while now, but I’ve been paralyzed with the knowledge that, no matter what I say about him, I’m somehow making a statement about homelessness as … Continue reading

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